There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Then you guys just all showered together...?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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