Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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