absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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