We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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