I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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