The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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