you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?