You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
You don't make any sense
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