how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
