I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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