everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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