he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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