What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
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Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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