the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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