is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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