what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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