i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
