piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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