Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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