I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
is that a dick in a sweater?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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