You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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