dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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