I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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