I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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