Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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