there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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