So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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