She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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