I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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