I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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