Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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