Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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