I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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