they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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