Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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