You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
My pussy is not your playground.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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