No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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