suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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