How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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