Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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