why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I had to cum in my sink.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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