brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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