Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
