I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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