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Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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