Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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