Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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