You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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