it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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