Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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