Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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