we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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