Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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