So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
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Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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