Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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