Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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