no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
i now understand why vodka
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
