so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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