I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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