I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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